Watch A Couple Russians Crash Off A Bridge And Float Downriver

Kinja'd!!! "PRBot II" (prbot2)
11/02/2013 at 13:22 • Filed to: dash cams

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Warning: Drunk Russian banter. Here's a translation from the end:

-Hmm, end of the line.
-We are floating now
-Floating? Where?
-To the shore, I guess.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! wacopalypsenow > PRBot II
11/02/2013 at 13:33

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Thank God the automatic wipers engaged


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > wacopalypsenow
11/02/2013 at 13:34

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Lada's really coming along these days ;)


Kinja'd!!! wacopalypsenow > PRBot II
11/02/2013 at 13:44

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Yeah it is a new feature. The wiper switch is ergonomically located for engagement when a drunk Slav smashes his face, head, or knee into it upon impact with guardrails. Safety feature for water landings.


Kinja'd!!! getchapopcorn > PRBot II
11/02/2013 at 13:56

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I guess the Russians are fans of the Carolina Panthers?


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > getchapopcorn
11/02/2013 at 14:16

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Today I Learned...


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > PRBot II
11/02/2013 at 14:33

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I was expecting to see them "float to shore".


Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > getchapopcorn
11/02/2013 at 15:01

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It makes sense when you think about it. Their driving skills mimic the Panthers' ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.


Kinja'd!!! Ghost Dog - For the kittens > PRBot II
11/02/2013 at 16:38

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It never ceases to amaze me how the Russians stay so calm. The tone of his voice actually calmed compared to how it was before the accident. What was he speaking about before the accident? I'm guessing he was telling the story of how his woman hit him with her shoe.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Ghost Dog - For the kittens
11/02/2013 at 16:42

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Those darn Russian women with their shoes!